Cut Out and Keep SEO Bogeymen Halloween Masks

Well it’s that time of year again when everyone get to get dressed up and watch scary movies, but there’s something that scares the average SEO much more than Texas Chainsaw Massacre or The Exorcist….

A SEO Hater

They scare even the best of us, so if you want to scare someone else in your SEO department or company, just print out these masks, furtively cut them out, put them on and really make them jump.

First up a fairly new SEO bad guy, Derek Powazek

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You better watch out because he’s out to get you… Google’s nightmare inducing Matt Cutts

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And an oldie but a goodie Jason Calacanis, the original king of SEO haters

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Be careful when using these though, if your victim has a heart attack it’s not our fault! I would blame rob at Distilled

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Kelvin Newman is SiteVisibility's Creative Director and is the editor of the UK's most listened to Marketing Podcast which is second biggest in the iTunes US. He also spends his time at conferences, tweeting too much and working on top secret research and development projects.
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