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Oh yes, as soon as you see that WordPress email pop up in your inbox, a little bit of excitement creeps your way. All you have to decide is do you check it now or later?

Spam comments – don’t you just love them?, it doesn’t matter when they arrive in your inbox – they always bring a smile to your face. Whether it’s a comment that makes a little bit of sense or even no sense at all they make a great read.

The digital world is constantly evolving but one thing that never seems to change is the influx of spammy blurb that travels over the globe, some short distances, some long, to find their way to your screen. If the internet didn’t exist, how would we even receive these little literary gems?

Business can of course be serious, but surely we can all appreciate the madness of gargled speech that spammers hope you’ll approve.

As you can imagine like any other site, we receive our fair share of beautifully constructed spam. I’d like to share my 5 favourites, and i’d like you to do the same! Try to beat these words of literary prowess.

  1. (The blog post is clearly mightier than the newspaper) 
    “I every time used to read article in news papers but now as I am a user of internet thus from now I am using net for articles, thanks to web.”
  2. (Turn the discussion about Google penalties into one about bodybuilding in 3 sentences)
    “You may notice that the concept of compensation plan may seem to be common in the networking industry. ) and installation used are correct for your situation and the location of your wine cellar. The specific combination of reps, sets, exercises, and weight depends upon the desires of the body builder.”
  3. (Just grab the thesaurus and hit copy paste)
    I have an enthusiastic analytical vision pertaining to details and may foresee complications before they happen.”
  4. (Blog post for breakfast?) “At this time I am going away to do my breakfast, after having my breakfast coming over again to read other news.”
  5. (Throw away your television)
    It’s actually very difficult in this busy life to listen news on TV, therefore I only use world wide web for that purpose, and get the latest information.”

Come on it’s Monday, let’s have a laugh – share your favourite spam comments!

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  1. My new favourite arrived in my inbox today!

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    Spooky stuff! 🙂

  2. I love it when you get absolute garbage, or as I look to call it, enthralling tales of the unknown.

    On post relating to home furniture, I found comments such as this:

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    Beautiful stuff.

  3. Author

    Thanks for those Harry! Can’t help but smile when they come through!

  4. {My favourites|Ones I enjoy|Great comments} are the ones where they have tried to spin their comments, but somewhere along the line it has failed and you get the spin markup. (like above)

  5. Author

    A very spooky comment indeed Suzanne! #spookyspam

  6. Today’s first spam blog comment..

    “Your way to enlighten everything on this blog is actually pleasant, everyone manage to efficiently be familiar with it.Thank for share it..”

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